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What Misfits is about, according to the Chinese bootleg dvds my Dad got me for Christmas.

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Just before I started my community service… there was an incident with this girl.
What kind of incident?
I picked her up in this dentist’s waiting room. She was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out, have a couple of drinks and kabobs, right, and then it’s straight back to her place and start with the shagging. I’ve built up a nice rhythm and I’m getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone, and then BAM! all hell breaks loose.